me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
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I REMEMBERED SOMETHING
I WENT TO LA ONCE AND MY DAD AND I DECIDED TO GO CHECK OUT THE OSCARS (since it was the day of) AND WE GOT REALLY CLOSE TO THE RED CARPET (LIKE 30 FEET AWAY JSYK) AND I SAW THE BACK OF A MAN IN A SUIT WALKING DOWN THE CARPET WITH A VERY SLIM LADY IN A NICE GREEN DRESS (I think??? I really didn’t take note of it but it was a dark color) AND NOW THAT IVE SEEN PICTURES AND CANDIDS I HAVE REALIZED THAT
THAT
PERSON WHO I SAW
WAS
EDDIE
REDMAYNE
AND HIS
GIRLFRIEND
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE SEEN HIM
I AM SCREAMING
HEY NEWSIES FANDOM
IM TRYING TO CONVINCE MY MOM TO LET US TRAVEL FOR A WEEKEND/WEEK TO WATCH NEWSIES
SHE KEEPS ARGUING WITH ME THAT THEY’LL COME HERE TO CALIFORNIA BUT I CANT WAIT I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
I JUST WANT TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE BECAUSE IVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF STATE EXCEPT FOR LASV EGAS WHICH REALLY ISNT ANYTHING NEW CAUSE I HAVE FAMILY THERE
ANYWAYS
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY THAT MIGHT CONVINCE HER
HELP A SISTER OUT
He smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.
Ten Word Poem (via classically-california)
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
californians: every time you complain about it being somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 degrees, i add a dollar to the fight jar. eventually i will have enough dollars in the fight jar to purchase a plane ticket to california and fight each and every one of you individually
joke’s on fucking you because you’ll be spending most of the time stuck in traffic, giving us time to escape. you’ll never win
Things Californians get excited about
- Rain
- When avocados are on sale
- When it’s Raining
- Going to In-n-Out
- When water falls from the sky
y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery
California sounds like the ending of Holes
here’s to the people who have only seen newsies once because they live so far and will never get to watch it again
aw that’s me lol. I’ll never forget one of the best experiences of my life. From California :-)